realhousewivesofuganda:

When hot people like/reblog your selfies 

ring-bearers:

ring-bearers:

making a dwarf grandma how’s ur night going guys

her name’s Mhika she’s a traveling merchant from the Blue Mountains and is now your grandma

studthismuffin:

pettydavis:

pettydavis:

i am DELETING twitter

states that carry bad energy:

stupidjewishwhiteboy:

ecoextremechampionshipwrestling:

ecoextremechampionshipwrestling:

ecoextremechampionshipwrestling:

• ohio
• illinois
  
• new jersey
• delaware
  
• michigan
  
• north carolina
• arkansas
• idaho
  

states that carry weird, but not necessarily bad energy:

• iowa
• missouri
• florida
• connecticut
• maine
• maryland
• nevada

addition to bad energy list:

• nebraska
  

a complete diagram of how i feel about the states

Apparently as an Oregonian I don’t exist

bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade