I was in Walmart - shopping for rocks with my mom and sister - but I kept getting distracted by the bikes. I was riding them through the store in glee so my mom told me to knock it off. That was when I found a huge pogo stick and decided to take it for a spin as well. Three of my old high school friends from marching band showed up and shouted, “Well look who we have here!” as I was pogo-sticking through the main aisle. I left immediately. When I got home, I went to my room, put on some funky music and rolled a fat blunt and smoked it out my window. When I looked outside again, my room had detatched itself from the house and was flying over a golf course and then over a jungle. I picked up my phone to snapchat my friends and tell them I was having a great time.
Here’s the lowdown: Party attempting to *stealthily* infiltrate a slave camp, and they find a hole in the mountain side that they assume would lead into the slave quarters/mine, this hole is unguarded
This string of events follows:
Fighter: Wait a minute… why is it unguarded if it leads to the slaves, why haven’t they just escaped? I make a buzzing noise and wait to see a reaction
Me: you wait a bit and you don’t notice anything
Fighter: i make the same sound, louder.
Me: …….. oooook. you don’t notice anything again
Captain, excitedly and out of nowhere: IT’S MOTION ACTIVATED! *Throws a rock full force into the hole, it echoes around in there*
Fighter: i go into the hole since nothing happened
Me: Theres a block of wood there clumsily patching the hole, through a gap you see the guards frantically looking around for what made that noise, he looks in your direction
Fighter (who has no stealth skills at all btw): i observe him
Me:….. so, he’s actively looking for you. looking straight in your direction. and you’re gonna stare at him… correct? are you sure?
Fighter: Yep. i wanna see where he goes.
Me: *Blank face, GM.exe is processing* well… considering he’s looking straight at you and you just stare back at him, he yells to his comrades
